River: I'm bored. Bored...bored...bored.
Sheriff: I'm hungry.
Somewhere: MUST KILL PAPER CUP!!
River: Oh that looks like fun! Can I help? Can I?
Sheriff: Oh well...paper cups are stupid. I'm gonna kill this plastic bag.
River: Oh that looks like fun! Can I help? Can I?
Somewhere: MUST KILL CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT!!
Sheriff: Hey! There are toys in this bag!
River: Dog toys!
Somewhere: Cat toys! MUST KILL SHINY MOUSE!!
Sheriff singing: Rip, rip, rip the bag...into tiny pieces...
River: Confetti! Confetti over here, confetti over there.
Sheriff: Booooring.
Somewhere leaps onto the table in an impressive display of lethal acrobatics...and knocks the bag of bird food onto the floor.
Sheriff: Food!
Somewhere: Stupid dogs. MUST KILL WII SENSOR BAR!!
River: Confetti food! Look at all the pretty little pellets!
Sheriff: Hey this bag has an excellent flavor.
Congo, Soot, Wart: Hey! That is ours!
River: Mine now! My food! Not yours!
Sheriff: If I jump on the couch...I can make the cushions come off.
River: Cushions!
Somewhere: Look I can balance on them while they fall...I'm a ninja cat!
Sheriff: Shhh...they're home...
Somewhere: I was never here.
Somewhere runs into the bedroom and jumps onto the bed, pretending to sleep.
River: Mm...plastic cup still tastes good.
Sheriff: You're gonna be in so much trouble.
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