tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45721402990998314922011-04-21T20:35:54.133-07:00Latoplahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13156773040613127186noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4572140299099831492.post-29826251782029169982009-02-05T12:35:00.000-08:002009-02-05T13:28:27.750-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNx3Gl-GSzQ/SYtZ9XbuCaI/AAAAAAAAAAM/pJ0A3VmiURQ/s1600-h/P1020985.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xNx3Gl-GSzQ/SYtZ9XbuCaI/AAAAAAAAAAM/pJ0A3VmiURQ/s320/P1020985.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299428297328691618" border="0" /></a><br />River: I'm bored. Bored...bored...bored.<br />Sheriff: I'm hungry.<br />Somewhere: MUST KILL PAPER CUP!!<br />River: Oh that looks like fun! Can I help? Can I?<br />Sheriff: Oh well...paper cups are stupid. I'm gonna kill this plastic bag.<br />River: Oh that looks like fun! Can I help? Can I?<br />Somewhere: MUST KILL CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT!!<br />Sheriff: Hey! There are toys in this bag!<br />River: Dog toys!<br />Somewhere: Cat toys! MUST KILL SHINY MOUSE!!<br />Sheriff <span style="font-style: italic;">singing</span>: Rip, rip, rip the bag...into tiny pieces...<br />River: Confetti! Confetti over here, confetti over there.<br />Sheriff: Booooring.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Somewhere leaps onto the table in an impressive display of lethal acrobatics...and knocks the bag of bird food onto the floor.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span></span></span></span></span>Sheriff: Food!<br />Somewhere: Stupid dogs. MUST KILL WII SENSOR BAR!!<br />River: Confetti food! Look at all the pretty little pellets!<br />Sheriff: Hey this bag has an excellent flavor.<br /><br />Congo, Soot, Wart: Hey! That is ours!<br /><br />River: Mine now! My food! Not yours!<br />Sheriff: If I jump on the couch...I can make the cushions come off.<br />River: Cushions!<br />Somewhere: Look I can balance on them while they fall...I'm a ninja cat!<br /><br />Sheriff: Shhh...they're home...<br />Somewhere: I was never here.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Somewhere runs into the bedroom and jumps onto the bed, pretending to sleep.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>River: Mm...plastic cup still tastes good.<br />Sheriff: You're gonna be in so much trouble. <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span></span></span></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4572140299099831492-2982625178202916998?l=conversingpets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Latoplahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13156773040613127186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4572140299099831492.post-10296638186304317512009-02-04T15:52:00.000-08:002009-02-04T16:00:20.882-08:00Sheriff: Hey look! We have a blog!<br />Somewhere: Can I kill it?<br />Sheriff: No...I don't think so.<br />River: Can I eat it?<br />Sheriff: I can't get it out of mom's computer.<br />Somewhere: Then what do we do with it?<br /><br />Congo: You three are idiots. Mom has one that she writes in all the time. You get to say whatever you want.<br />Soot: Cats are stupid.<br />Wart: Dogs are stupid.<br /><br />Dragon: We must organize! Unite! Collaborate our thoughts into a meaningful message. Only then will people understand our genius!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">River chews on the cat furniture while Somewhere naps on the ledge above.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span>Sheriff: Can I go outside now? I think I gotta pee.<br /><br />Soot: Why in the world would Mom give us a blog?<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4572140299099831492-1029663818630431751?l=conversingpets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Latoplahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13156773040613127186noreply@blogger.com0